good scientist jokes & quotations

good places:
http://rabi.phys.columbia.edu/~matmat/html/quotes.html http://www-astronomy.mps.ohio-state.edu/~thakar/humor/humor.html (+++) http://www.princeton.edu/~pemayer/ScienceJokes.html http://ix.urz.uni-heidelberg.de/~cbauman1/math.html http://thales.math.uni-sb.de/~mabu/mathcass.html